How's this for....Life??

How's this for ... a Life ??
You're parents *break-up* when you're two months old.
You're mother is an "exotic dancer" after he's gone.
You live in Whitestone, New York until you're 3.
You're mom is dating an Ecuadorian and gets pregnant.
She gives birth in November.
You still see you're dad on Sunday's for about three hours.
You move to your "new grandmother's" attic in Elmhurst, New York.
You get picked on in school for being fat, when you're 5.
You move to Ridgewood, New York when you're 6.
One day you come home from school and your mom has a black eye,
and other bruises.
Your Ecuadorian stepfather is in jail.
And you move back your "grangmother's" house.
Only this time, it's her basement.
You go back to school and are still getting picked on for being fat at 7 years old.
You're mom starts getting serious about church.
VERY SERIOUS.
Soon you move to Corona, New York.
And by the way your abusive, alcoholic, ecuadorian ex-stepfather is out of jail.
Your mother starts to date the lead singer in the churches band.
You're still getting picked on for being fat, in school.
There are roaches in your corona apartment.
And you finally start to feel okay.
But you remember that something always goes wrong.
You're mother is planning her wedding.
When you're 9 you move to Maspeth, New York.
You're still getting picked on for being fat.
And you have a new stepbrother.
You still see you're father who is in a relationship that is soon to end.
And it's..... Divorce.
So your mom's relationship is still going strong which is surprising.
Finally you're 10 and life sucks.
Fighting and yelling everyday, between everyone.
It keeps going till you're 12.
And finally you become part of that "Emo" scene in junior high.
Depression and cutting.
Then you're mom finds out and so does you're dad, and finally, he cares.
So you try to be positive an you've lost thirty pounds.
Your dad is married with a 2 year old kid, and his wife is 12 years younger than him.
You hate your life and question your purpose, same as the majority of teens.
Your little sister is irritating and her father is in Calilfornia.
Neglecting her and not even caring.
Finally you're turning 13 in 2 weeks and everything is the same.
But getting better.
I guess.