How's this for..... a phone??

Hey, basically nobody, ummm im writing from my new Sidekick. You know the one with the shells. Anyway, it's new, and how's this for a phone? It has internet, mp3 player, camera, video player, and other things. It's amazing... for a phone. And I guess I deserve it since I have a 92 average in school and it's my birthday, well in 11 days, but still.